We now have a President that can say complete sentences!

The President can’t elect himself.

…well, at least Bush can’t do it again.

Good Morning from wreckandsalvage on Vimeo.

…that socialism is the cure for a free market?

Across the nation, Libertarians see this and they shit bricks. I on the other hand, remain oblivious and don’t really care if there’s a great depression… only because I’ve had some really fantastic depressions of my own.

Don’t come to the city that the Grimcity Compound dominates… we no longer have gas, canned meat, batteries, pharmaceuticals, ice, or assless chaps (something that I find especially irksome).

…I have more gas in my tummy than RaceTrac does.