BP Monster. The south as I know it is dead.
Published on June 1, 2010
Dear BP marketing execs, feel free to use this however you see fit.
Fuckers.
Cheers from the Gulf South, assholes!
But hey, got this awesome shank at a Mississippi gas station for $12:
…according to a recent ad campaign from RaceTrac gas stations, if you dip terbaccy, you’ve got mad class. If you smoke cigs, you’re an adult film star from the 80’s with rather nice shoulders.
At one of the Rite Aids in Baton Rouge, it’s cheaper to get tangled in a threesome than it is to buy a bottle of party time wine:
(Click for Super Size)
Again, click the pic to supersize your order.