This is a message to all of the Christians that leave those religious tracts that look like US currency on one side, but have prayers or church-invites on the other side.

…that message is fuck you.
I have yet to get one bill payed via prayer.
Side note: If I ever catch any of you fake-money-planting-rascals out and [...]

I fucking hate planes, too. I’ll be on more drugs than Rush Limbaugh during my transit, and once I get there will probably be a useless pile of lumpy meatpudding. I’ll be going up north thanks to True Love Collective, and thanks to my obsession with the show COPS, I should fare pretty well (I’ve [...]

The war needs to be over yesterday. 

Click the picture… Keith Olbermann  says it better than I can.

A few years ago, there was a push to make burning the flag illegal… that push has actually occurred a few times, but last time it was a bit more dramatic than most. Some wingnuts in the legislature wanted to push an anti-flag-burning amendment so far, that it would effectively be illegal to burn a [...]

One of the general rules of the ‘hood:
If you Don’t Say Shit, There Won’t Be Shit.

Alberto Gonzalez, Kyle Sampson, and Monica Goodling each earned a pimp cup for skraight bullshitting, “forgetting,” and not sweating the crackalackaz in the Senate that waz tryin’ to bring ‘em down. DOJ in the hizzle fa sheezy, fuck the [...]