I spotted a handicapped Ferrari in SF:

I can’t blame ‘em. If I were less-than-handi, I’d want something Italian too.
…well, except for Frank Stallone.

Friday night, my girl and I noticed that our indoor cats were missing (they’ve never been outside in their lives).
Saturday night, we got our fat boy back.
Sunday night, we got our little girl.
Fuck all cat haters, my kitties are like my kids. M’lady and I spent over 40 sleepless hours trying to locate out little [...]

This (and a couple more) were consumed on top of waaaaaaay too many pills that claimed that they shouldn’t be mixed with booze… at about 7am:

Also, martini bars and snooty joints are for suckers. I recommend going to random dive bars in the Tenderloin district. Don’t let the hustlers worry you.

…the gent in the photo [...]

I think I’m pretty good at faking accents now. I habitually fake them while shopping at stores I don’t regularly frequent, and though my British and Australian are my better ones, I’m getting really good at Spanish, too. I don’t pull out the Spanish one too much though, as so many people here speak Spanish [...]

According to a post (with included video) at Crooks and Liars, Larry Flynt is going to be releasing some more names… one of whom is a Senator whose name “shocked” Mr. Flynt. I imagine it’s pretty fucking hard to shock Larry Flynt, so I’m going to make sure I have some popcorn at the ready.
From [...]

In a liberal utopia, people would be free to be conservative if that was what they wanted.
Funny thing, it doesn’t work the other way around. In a conservative (in the modern sense of the word) utopia, we’d have a theologically based, morality legislation-making empire that would insist that its citizens at least abide by some [...]

In light of Senator David Vitter’s recent ties to various prostitutes both here in Louisiana and DC (while positioning himself as a moral authority), I’d like to come clean on some shit in an effort to justify my own lawbreaking actions.
I love speeding. Although I take great pains to ensure that I’m a safe and [...]

You support this war? Enlist and become a part of it.

Watch it to the end.

If Dennis Kucinich’s name shows up on the DC madam’s phone list, I’ll give everyone who reads this site a dollar.

I know a lot of my right wing homies hate his politics, but Dennis proves that if you’re a politician that speaks your mind (not just what people want to hear), you’ll be labeled as [...]

…filmed a few years ago. Audio has the F and B words in it.