I try to make it a point not to post viral videos, but this shit is too amazing:

I really love Louisiana, but I’m getting really tired of going from “looking stupid” to “looking even more stupid.” Case in point: David Vitter has just earmarked $100,000 to an organization that he has close political ties to… this organization (the Louisiana Family Forum) has evolution in its sights, and aims to challenge the study [...]

If I were stuck on an island with no vegetation and no fish to catch, but had the means to cook meat, I think I’d eventually start cooking and eating parts of myself.
There are some parts of myself that I’m sure I’d be able to chow on a lot easier than other parts. Like, it’d [...]

No doubt you’ve heard about the ordeal on the news… tomorrow there will be a much needed protest in the town of Jena, Louisiana. I can’t go due to obligations (the kind of obligations that keep my lights on and my cats fed)… it sucks too, as I know Jena very well. Most of my [...]

1. Our military is spread so thin that it isn’t capable of engaging in any more military conflicts. By no means is that a knock on our forces, it’s a knock on incompetent, severely retarded leadership that considers its armed forces disposable and ever-replenishing.
2. As time goes on, I have less and less doubt that [...]