Nah, just kidding… go kill a goat and have a great Christmas!

To the job having types: you know how a lunch hour feels like it zips past you in 15 minutes? Like, you haven’t even finished whipping your fork, and the hour’s up and you have to go back to your job of stapling puppies together.
Then there’s weekends… I usually have them off, but I always [...]

Jesus, rolling hard.

The guy about to drop in (Kerry) built this thing completely by himself. Perfection.

I was sexually assaulted by this spider almost immediately after taking this photo. It wasn’t as bad or intrusive as you might think, I mean, the fucker’s a spider… it’s not much bigger than a really huge pimple. I don’t even know if it’s a dude or not.
I’m just glad it wasn’t a tarantula.

Had to take a break due to all of the harsh family and friend issues… I’m basically back, but with a firm understanding that human mortality is bullshit. I don’t mean it’s bullshit in that it isn’t real, I mean it’s bullshit that it exists. It’s just lame. I don’t back the baby Jesus’ wonderful [...]

..just in case you haven’t seen this.