Also, a new larzahrd with his flappy red flippity flapper:

Eat that, Monday.

I managed to wake up at 4 this morning after knocking out a little after midnight last night. I’m drinking a metric buttload of coffee to counter some of the effects of my lack of sleep… namely the audio and visual hallucinations. No fear though, as I’m sure these voices and leprechauns will help to [...]

The more I think about the subject of zombies, the more I think I could handle an invasion, as long as the post-humans stick with real world physics and anatomy, and not those derived from kick ass awesomefull zombie brain eating flicks.
This, coming from someone who lives right around the corner from a cemetery.
In my [...]

RIP to Tim Russert. So weird to say that.

If anyone, anywhere on the planet knows of someone who is raising their dog on a vegan diet, please contact any one of the hundreds of thousands of staff members at grimcity.com, share the name and address of said dog owner, and we’ll come over and give said dog some pork fat.
We’ll also punch people [...]

…I’ve been hearing an awful lot of that. Let me just say, if you vote against Obama simply because he’s not Hillary, then you’re a Republican… a vote for McCain is a vote for more war, more conservative supreme court judges, and more epic retardation in the administration.
In the above voting scenario, if you’re really [...]

Obama, hell yes! HELL FUCK YES!!111!