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Seriously, if you don’t have a wonderful Christmas, I’m flying out to your house (even if you live near me) to smash your face in with a hammer, followed up with a good waterboarding.
It’s pretty warm, wet and humid right now (not unlike my chair), but as I mentioned a few posts ago, it snowed [...]

…more on the snow later.
For the past couple of weeks, I’d been getting spammed by multi level marketers selling a “business plan” called Carbon Copy Pro and something else called “Business in a Box.” It’s typical bullshit… one guy sells the scam to another guy, and that guy keeps selling, until you have a pyramid. [...]

I still like Good Guys Wear Black, but goddamn he’s a dolt.

I may have mentioned this before- I have a couple of friends that claim to be vegetarians, but they eat seafood. Those friends of mine aren’t the only ones I’ve heard make that claim, but really… fish aren’t veggies. Hell, you can’t even put sea cucumbers in the same class as broccoli. The cucumbers would [...]