Farah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and now Billy Mays! This trifecta can mean only one thing, fame is hunting down random middle aged famous people and gunning them down in some perverted metaphysical twist of logic.
EVERYONE START DRIVING CHEVY COBALTS

…but luckily, won’t have to be embalmed.
Fuck it, the dude made some classic tunes, but he was a scumbag. I’m sorry he’s dead and all, but you gotta admit, watching Thriller right now would be a pretty funny thing to do.
…but goddamn that dude could dace, couldn’t he?

Build them shits smaller!

(pic taken outside of Thibodeaux, LA in a town whose name I can’t pronounce)

Whatever it is, it’s fun. Basically I’m a skateboard nerd that enjoys talking about skateboarding to the extent that I believe I’m a geek about skateboarding, as well as just being a geek in general. A geek that would beat the living daylights out of your abusive dad, but a geek nonetheless.
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Just picked up this little netbook for $300. It’s ridiculously useful, 1 gig RAM, 160 gig HDD. Smokes are there for size reference.

Another plus, if I get angry with it, I can probably throw it really, really far.

You can get a 2008 Hummer H2 for less than I paid for my 2003 PT Cruiser… in 2003. Having said that, my Chrysler is worth approximately twice the cost of the shirt you’re wearing (assuming you’re wearing a Hanes Beefy T).

1: I’m not really into surgery, and though I don’t need it, I think from now on I’m going to conduct my own (on myself) should the occasion rear its ugly head. A razor, thread, mirror, rubbing alcohol, whiskey, pills, and a couple of middle-aged cats to watch you do it is all you need.
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