I’m 35 now.
Wow!
Ah bullshit, it’s the same as being 34, just older.

This piece is mainly written towards folks that have some familiarity with skateboarding (as in, active participant or someone who ingests a lot of skate media I guess). Then again, if you don’t skate, this might make some sense… the problem is I just don’t know. After being on board for roughly 25 years now [...]

…according to a recent ad campaign from RaceTrac gas stations, if you dip terbaccy, you’ve got mad class. If you smoke cigs, you’re an adult film star from the 80’s with rather nice shoulders.

At one of the Rite Aids in Baton Rouge, it’s cheaper to get tangled in a threesome than it is to buy a bottle of party time wine: